Nisshin Seifun (2010) - Commercial directed by Katsuya Kondo / TV Spot designed by Toshio Suzuki and Goro Miyazaki
"Be hydrated", they said
“It will give you good hair, and clear skin,” they said
“It’s good for you,” they said
"I CANNOT EVEN SLEEP BECAUSE I HAVE TO GO URINATE EVERY HALF HOUR", I SAID
whenever i need a laugh i remember that if he hadn’t died james potter would have been dudley’s uncle. Picture James interacting with dudley. just do it, picture the scene
why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day
Don’t judge a book by its cover, HA, more like buy the same book four times because they keep coming out with prettier and prettier covers.
hey man I haven’t heard anything from Beethoven in a while is he on hiatus or something
beethoven hasnt heard anything in a while either
not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.
I wonder if key wakes up in a cold sweat remembering “two moons”
untie the chain that sunk into your restrained heart
don’t stop until that moon disappears